Archive | December, 2011

People Like My CD!

15 Dec

Hey Guys!

Some people posted some nice reviews of my CD. If you are on the fence about getting it, read these reviews, and get your butt away from that fence. To a place where you can buy my album. (Which is here, on the internet.)

From The Comic’s Comic!

From Comedy Reviews!


Thanks for the kind words, everyone!

(If you listen to and enjoy my album, please leave some nice feedback on iTunes! It helps my ranking over there!)


Craigslist Casual Encounters I Might Post

15 Dec

This one gets weird, but in a weird way. What? Read it!


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What Women Really Need

15 Dec

Am I right, ladies?

Awww, yeah.

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Open Letter to Anyone Planning a Bank Heist

15 Dec

I want to do a bank heist so badly! Read about it here…

We can call it Gondelman’s 11!

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Someday I Will Be People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

15 Dec

Wait, I need abs?

So Sexy It Hurts!

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