A Hierarchy of Places I Am Okay With Sleeping as an Adult

25 Dec

1. My bed.
2. Girlfriend’s bed.
3. Hotel bed.
4. My couch, by accident.
5. Someone else’s couch, ideally a futon.
6. On a plane.
7. On a long-distance bus ride.
8. Sitting up on someone else’s couch at a party.
9. The floor, if there is carpet.
10. Hardwood floor.

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