Here are some things that happened over my last couple of days in Nebraska.
-Met Ed Asner. Resisted the urge to tell him how sorry I was about his house floating away.
-Saw a bunch of Johnny Carson memorabilia, including several racist cartoons from newspapers.
-Did a great set in front of a big theater crowd.
-Stayed up until 4 am with friends, watching them drink beer and doing impressions.
-Saw a zillion great comedy sets.
-Told a seventeen year old girl that she was gross. Like, legally gross. Then said she was probably very lovely on the inside of her. Then clarified that I meant her heart and personality. Then tried to dig myself out of the whole that I dug, that her father was probably going to bury me in.
-Went several days without seeing a vegetable.
-Took pictures in front of Johnny Carson’s boyhood home and on a replica of the Tonight Show desk.
-Cheered for Joe Wong as he took first place in the Great American Comedy Festival.
-Received the generous gift of a “What Would Jesus Do??” pen. Then avoided getting a ride to the airport from the man who gave me that pen. Not very Jesus-y of me.
-Had a second awesome week of Comedy Fantasy Camp.
Here are some pictures!