Going Going Gondelman

People Like My CD!

gondelman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:07:54 +0000

Hey Guys!

Some people posted some nice reviews of my CD. If you are on the fence about getting it, read these reviews, and get your butt away from that fence. To a place where you can buy my album. (Which is here, on the internet.)

From The Comic’s Comic!

From Comedy Reviews!

From examiner.com!

Thanks for the kind words, everyone!

(If you listen to and enjoy my album, please leave some nice feedback on iTunes! It helps my ranking over there!)

Craigslist Casual Encounters I Might Post

gondelman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:54:00 +0000

This one gets weird, but in a weird way. What? Read it!

m4dignity

(Originally posted at www.thoughtcatalog.com)

What Women Really Need

gondelman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:48:46 +0000

Am I right, ladies?

Awww, yeah.

(Originally posted at www.thoughtcatalog.com)

Open Letter to Anyone Planning a Bank Heist

gondelman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:46:26 +0000

I want to do a bank heist so badly! Read about it here…

We can call it Gondelman’s 11!

(Originally run at www.thoughtcatalog.com)

Someday I Will Be People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

gondelman — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:43:09 +0000

Wait, I need abs?

So Sexy It Hurts!

(Reposted from www.thoughtcatalog.com)

Everything’s The Best!

gondelman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:55:38 +0000

Hey everyone! The CD I recorded in June is available for sale!

You can get it from iTunes or from Rooftop Comedy!

I worked really hard on this album, and I’m very proud of it. I’d appreciate if you gave it a listen! If you enjoy it, please leave a note saying so on the iTunes page if you have a second. If you don’t enjoy it…nevermind!

Thanks so much for your moment. Hope to hear from you all soon!

Hooray!
Josh

My Sincere Contempt for Ironic Mustaches

gondelman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:45:21 +0000

From Thought Catalog. About hipsters and their dumb mustaches!

Shave ‘em!

Stop Mocking Me, Groupon

gondelman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:43:09 +0000

Originally run on Thought Catalog. Why Groupon needs to get off my back already.

I give up!

If You’ve Seen Me Dance, I’m Sorry

gondelman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:35:40 +0000

Another thing I wrote for Thought Catalog. It’s an apology for my dancing!

Really, I’m Sorry!

Real Men Bake

gondelman — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:34:01 +0000

Another fun thing I wrote for Thought Catalog! It’s about baking, and how that legitimizes my masculinity!

I’m A Man!